var res = new Array();
Stamp = new Date();
today = Stamp.getDate();
res[1] = "I always wanted to be slacker, but I was too lazy to see it through.";
res[2] = "Define 'Goal': If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.";
res[3] = "So what happens when you want experience and don't get it? ...";
res[4] = "I'd settle for a half-convincing 'Maybe'.";
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res[30] = "Response 30";
res[31] = "Response 31";

function writeResponse() { 
document.write(res[today]);
}

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//2. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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//4. HA HA HA...ha ha...heh heh...he...........I don't get it.
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