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Back to the literature page. Last Updated 12/15/00

"Ode to a Polar Bear in a Snowstorm"

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- Poet Guru -
August 4,2000


"Relaxism Haiku. Or, Raiku"

"Water, clear and cool
Dancing down a river bed
Hark! My mouth is dry"

- Poet Guru -
October 21,2000


"Ode to a Lazy Poet"

"For 5 months worth of work,
This section's pretty weak.
Get of your ass and write some words,
You Poet Guru Freak.

- Supreme Guru of Relaxism -
December 5,2000


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